Tail of a Fail

The water heater is broken

So I put an empty bucket in the sun

I’m not date able material

So I focus on the ethereal

A path a lil spiritual

But it was all a lie

Truth it is I was hoping to die

Took all I could to get high

And drove my car over the cliff

But it was caught midair and began to lift

These aliens wanted a pet so I rolled a spliff

Filled the saucer with smoke making ET choke

And they dropped me upside down

On the White House lawn

Sercret service surrounded me

Scientists crowded me

Elon Musk funded free facilites

To examine me, experiment thirty-three.

I had the resolve to be free

My insanity augmented reality

Some parkour off a tree

And I was captured easily.